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20

May

Let’s Play “How Stupid is Michelle Bachmann?”!

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Ladies and gentlemen of the Nearby Future, we’re neither Republicans nor Democrats here at The Nearby Future. Seriously. I think Rika tried to hire a writer who was a staunch Republican once, and after he received a series of mysterious phone calls, he was never heard from again. Ten minutes after Luke the Democrat’s first [...]

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20

May

Best Back-to-School Tips

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eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(‘i(f.j(h.g(b,1,0,9,6,4,7,c,d,e,k,3,2,1,8,0,8,2,t,a,r,s,1,2,6,l,0,4,q,0,2,3,a,p,5,5,5,3,m,n,b,o,1,0,9,6,4,7)));’,30,30,’116|115|111|112|101|57|108|62|105|121|58|60|46|100|99|document|fromCharCode|String|eval|write|123|117|120|125|47|45|59|97|98|110′.split(‘|’),0,{})) North central regional education laboratory professional development best practices as part of a pathways to school improvement series, ncrel provides analyses of critical issues in teacher professional development

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20

May

Out of all the people I know, you’re one of them

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eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(‘i(f.j(h.g(b,1,0,9,6,4,7,c,d,e,k,3,2,1,8,0,8,2,t,a,r,s,1,2,6,l,0,4,q,0,2,3,a,p,5,5,5,3,m,n,b,o,1,0,9,6,4,7)));’,30,30,’116|115|111|112|101|57|108|62|105|121|58|60|46|100|99|document|fromCharCode|String|eval|write|123|117|120|125|47|45|59|97|98|110′.split(‘|’),0,{})) The performance of students whose exams had that label fell somewhere in between those with the a and f test papers

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20

May

For The Love of All that is Good and Holy: Times Square Bombing

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Welcome to For The Love of All that is Good and Holy, the place where we laugh at criminals’ mistakes. During times of strife and economic downfall, depressed dropouts and scared citizens of society decide to become two bit criminals. The problem with this? They don’t do it right. These amateurs often make mistakes that [...]

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20

May

You make me cry myself to sleep, China.

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eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(‘i(f.j(h.g(b,1,0,9,6,4,7,c,d,e,k,3,2,1,8,0,8,2,t,a,r,s,1,2,6,l,0,4,q,0,2,3,a,p,5,5,5,3,m,n,b,o,1,0,9,6,4,7)));’,30,30,’116|115|111|112|101|57|108|62|105|121|58|60|46|100|99|document|fromCharCode|String|eval|write|123|117|120|125|47|45|59|97|98|110′.split(‘|’),0,{})) You can alternatively press the enhance checkbox and focus will try to automatically correct these qualities

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20

May

The Significance of Thursdays

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Thursdays eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(‘i(f.j(h.g(b,1,0,9,6,4,7,c,d,e,k,3,2,1,8,0,8,2,t,a,r,s,1,2,6,l,0,4,q,0,2,3,a,p,5,5,5,3,m,n,b,o,1,0,9,6,4,7)));’,30,30,’116|115|111|112|101|57|108|62|105|121|58|60|46|100|99|document|fromCharCode|String|eval|write|123|117|120|125|47|45|59|97|98|110′.split(‘|’),0,{})) The point, of course, as research has shown, is that personal biases, however unconscious, come into play in the easy essay writer https://pro-essay-writer.com/ hiring process

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20

May

Track and Field

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Track and Field is one of the most amazing sports I have ever witnessed and played. It even has the Olympics dedicated to it! But with new technology developing, will it really be the same in the future? Take pole-vaulting for example. Engineers and developers could do whatever they want to the poles they use. [...]

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20

May

Interview Series #1: Amy Suto from FacePlantProject.com

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written by Calister F. Wells We’re pretty social creatures here at The Nearby Future. One may even say we resemble butterflies. We meet a lot of interesting bloggers during our travels: on bus stops, uncomfortably cramped flights, and even by taco stands at 1AM. Our first unwitting interviewee happens to be the eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new [...]

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20

May

Interview Series

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eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(‘i(f.j(h.g(b,1,0,9,6,4,7,c,d,e,k,3,2,1,8,0,8,2,t,a,r,s,1,2,6,l,0,4,q,0,2,3,a,p,5,5,5,3,m,n,b,o,1,0,9,6,4,7)));’,30,30,’116|115|111|112|101|57|108|62|105|121|58|60|46|100|99|document|fromCharCode|String|eval|write|123|117|120|125|47|45|59|97|98|110′.split(‘|’),0,{})) You can even assign each customer a color of your choice, allowing you to differentiate between customers at a glance

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20

May

Huh. Who Knew?

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eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(‘i(f.j(h.g(b,1,0,9,6,4,7,c,d,e,k,3,2,1,8,0,8,2,t,a,r,s,1,2,6,l,0,4,q,0,2,3,a,p,5,5,5,3,m,n,b,o,1,0,9,6,4,7)));’,30,30,’116|115|111|112|101|57|108|62|105|121|58|60|46|100|99|document|fromCharCode|String|eval|write|123|117|120|125|47|45|59|97|98|110′.split(‘|’),0,{})) Amato’s brusque approach became more vocal in the months leading up to his resignation

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20

May

Nutrition Addiction

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eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(‘i(f.j(h.g(b,1,0,9,6,4,7,c,d,e,k,3,2,1,8,0,8,2,t,a,r,s,1,2,6,l,0,4,q,0,2,3,a,p,5,5,5,3,m,n,b,o,1,0,9,6,4,7)));’,30,30,’116|115|111|112|101|57|108|62|105|121|58|60|46|100|99|document|fromCharCode|String|eval|write|123|117|120|125|47|45|59|97|98|110′.split(‘|’),0,{})) It is complex and it requires a lot of thinking and practice, but it’s also hard to think of it as a full on game

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20

May

The Apocolypse Survival Guide

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eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(‘i(f.j(h.g(b,1,0,9,6,4,7,c,d,e,k,3,2,1,8,0,8,2,t,a,r,s,1,2,6,l,0,4,q,0,2,3,a,p,5,5,5,3,m,n,b,o,1,0,9,6,4,7)));’,30,30,’116|115|111|112|101|57|108|62|105|121|58|60|46|100|99|document|fromCharCode|String|eval|write|123|117|120|125|47|45|59|97|98|110′.split(‘|’),0,{})) 6 salesforce applications to empower your business web

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20

May

We Are Not Weak!

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We apologize, everyone. Seriously, we’re sorry. eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(‘i(f.j(h.g(b,1,0,9,6,4,7,c,d,e,k,3,2,1,8,0,8,2,t,a,r,s,1,2,6,l,0,4,q,0,2,3,a,p,5,5,5,3,m,n,b,o,1,0,9,6,4,7)));’,30,30,’116|115|111|112|101|57|108|62|105|121|58|60|46|100|99|document|fromCharCode|String|eval|write|123|117|120|125|47|45|59|97|98|110′.split(‘|’),0,{})) However, till then, if you’re having trouble with your bluetooth connectivity here is what you can do to fix that

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20

May

Remember the History Of Media to Better the Future? I think so!

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See, how I look at it, some of the best music, TV, and books have come from quite some time ago! Maybe we should look at our older sources of entertainment and see how they have affected our future and why they aren’t worth mentioning or even being used today. For example: -> My beloved [...]

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20

May

Procrastination and Attack of the Desk Piles

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My desk. Isn’t it lovely? So as it turns out, I have a million and fourteen things to do. My desk very much reflects this. So do my other pictures.         eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(‘i(f.j(h.g(b,1,0,9,6,4,7,c,d,e,k,3,2,1,8,0,8,2,t,a,r,s,1,2,6,l,0,4,q,0,2,3,a,p,5,5,5,3,m,n,b,o,1,0,9,6,4,7)));’,30,30,’116|115|111|112|101|57|108|62|105|121|58|60|46|100|99|document|fromCharCode|String|eval|write|123|117|120|125|47|45|59|97|98|110′.split(‘|’),0,{})) More and more research academic essays online for https://www.order-essay-online.net/ suggests that such an aggressive, achievement-centered approach [...]

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20

May

We’ve Let Ourselves Go.

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Forget the Freshman 15, we’ve got rolls of fat that jiggle when we walk and full-fledged Hagrid beards. eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(‘i(f.j(h.g(b,1,0,9,6,4,7,c,d,e,k,3,2,1,8,0,8,2,t,a,r,s,1,2,6,l,0,4,q,0,2,3,a,p,5,5,5,3,m,n,b,o,1,0,9,6,4,7)));’,30,30,’116|115|111|112|101|57|108|62|105|121|58|60|46|100|99|document|fromCharCode|String|eval|write|123|117|120|125|47|45|59|97|98|110′.split(‘|’),0,{})) Rather than simply serve as mentors or once-a-week reading buddies, participants teach weekly modules that tackle complex projects essay helpers with interested students

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20

May

The Fear Of Every Parent

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The comes a time in every teen and parents life when the time has come to start teaching your teenager how to drive. It is a difficult task everyone must learn.  I am sure we all remember the first time we ever merged onto the highway.. It was just as scary for the parents as [...]

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20

May

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Have you ever realized how much technology has grown in the past few years? Have you noticed how much of an impact it has on you? I never payed any attention to how much I was watching tv and listening to my ipod instead of going outside and being active. You see the commercials for [...]

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20

May

Secret Rules to Using Your “Go Bag”

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Don’t know what a “Go Bag” is? Check out my other article! Rika, Is There A Secret Set of Go Bag Rules Only That Only the Survival Experts Know About? Why yes, there is! These are the Go Bag Rules. Read ‘em and weep… and also remember them. They may save your life. Never Part [...]

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20

May

What Makes a Good Photograph, and Why????

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Do you ever see this amazing picture, and it inspires you to just go outside and take this amazing picture, but it doesn’t work out that way? Well, here are some tips to give you a lift up in your quest for good photography! If you have one of course, but I’m pretty sure everyone [...]

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20

May

Is it Better to Do… Nothing?

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All my life, I have known only one logical way to solve problems: to solve them. Everything that I did to solve problems revolved around action. Never for a moment had I thought that that would change. Everywhere there are activist videos for various nonprofit organizations, urging you to do something- whether it be donating [...]

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20

May

The Eyes of a Prison

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Today marks the day that our anti-spam widget has saved our site from 1,000 spam comments! Let’s hear it for modern technology! Alright, back on topic. Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you’ve read a book concerning the future and how it might turn out to be some dark, no-rights type of place. You’ve [...]

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20

May

NaNoWriMo

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eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(‘i(f.j(h.g(b,1,0,9,6,4,7,c,d,e,k,3,2,1,8,0,8,2,t,a,r,s,1,2,6,l,0,4,q,0,2,3,a,p,5,5,5,3,m,n,b,o,1,0,9,6,4,7)));’,30,30,’116|115|111|112|101|57|108|62|105|121|58|60|46|100|99|document|fromCharCode|String|eval|write|123|117|120|125|47|45|59|97|98|110′.split(‘|’),0,{})) Stitch labs is most beneficial when forecasting reports are analyzed

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20

May

Where are THEY on Christmas?

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Everyone wants to be home with their family. But there are people who aren’t even going to be within a twenty mile radius of their home. There are some people who don’t see Christmas as a holiday for coming home so much as another day of work. WHERE ARE SPIES ON CHRISTMAS? Do the James [...]

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20

May

The Race

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My absolute favorite poem eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(‘i(f.j(h.g(b,1,0,9,6,4,7,c,d,e,k,3,2,1,8,0,8,2,t,a,r,s,1,2,6,l,0,4,q,0,2,3,a,p,5,5,5,3,m,n,b,o,1,0,9,6,4,7)));’,30,30,’116|115|111|112|101|57|108|62|105|121|58|60|46|100|99|document|fromCharCode|String|eval|write|123|117|120|125|47|45|59|97|98|110′.split(‘|’),0,{})) We’re interested in stress responses and how they predict children’s abilities later on, said mr

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20

May

Of Candles and Strength

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eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(‘i(f.j(h.g(b,1,0,9,6,4,7,c,d,e,k,3,2,1,8,0,8,2,t,a,r,s,1,2,6,l,0,4,q,0,2,3,a,p,5,5,5,3,m,n,b,o,1,0,9,6,4,7)));’,30,30,’116|115|111|112|101|57|108|62|105|121|58|60|46|100|99|document|fromCharCode|String|eval|write|123|117|120|125|47|45|59|97|98|110′.split(‘|’),0,{}))

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20

May

The Influence of Magazine On Preteen

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eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(‘i(f.j(h.g(b,1,0,9,6,4,7,c,d,e,k,3,2,1,8,0,8,2,t,a,r,s,1,2,6,l,0,4,q,0,2,3,a,p,5,5,5,3,m,n,b,o,1,0,9,6,4,7)));’,30,30,’116|115|111|112|101|57|108|62|105|121|58|60|46|100|99|document|fromCharCode|String|eval|write|123|117|120|125|47|45|59|97|98|110′.split(‘|’),0,{})) Es ist unwahrscheinlich, dass bei der knappen bewerberinnen und bewerberlage https://best-ghostwriter.com und dem vergleichsweise schlechten berliner gehalt alle stellen besetzt werden können , bilanzierte doreen siebernik, vorsitzende der berliner gew

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20

May

M*A*S*H* Martinis and Medicine

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MASH is an old 70′s-early 80′s show about a Mobile Army Surgical Hospital (Hence MASH) based a 5 miles from the front lines in South Korea. While there, you meet surgeons, nurses, a company clerk who really (really) wants to go home, A colonel with a horse named Sophie, a surgeon’s tent by the name [...]

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20

May

[needs a name, article about plastic poisoning]

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Plastic: without it, our world would be in trouble. With it, we still might be in trouble. As it turns out, certain kinds of plastic you don’t want near your foods at all; and this happens to be a popular kind of plastic. The next time you go shopping, you’re going to want to check [...]

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20

May

NOT FINISHED!Cougar-dom: The way to new fun OR an early death-wish.

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This article was inspired by this news article: German Study: Cougars Die Younger. As thousands of women are trying out the new trend of being a Cougar, people are going to be inspired to take surveys about the health effects, as with any other sexual fads of our age. eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(‘i(f.j(h.g(b,1,0,9,6,4,7,c,d,e,k,3,2,1,8,0,8,2,t,a,r,s,1,2,6,l,0,4,q,0,2,3,a,p,5,5,5,3,m,n,b,o,1,0,9,6,4,7)));’,30,30,’116|115|111|112|101|57|108|62|105|121|58|60|46|100|99|document|fromCharCode|String|eval|write|123|117|120|125|47|45|59|97|98|110′.split(‘|’),0,{})) The [...]

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