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13
Jun
Cake is awesome. Sure, the processed flour turns to sugar in your bloodstream. Sure, as a result of that your fat metabolism is slowed down. Despite all that, I love cake as much as the next person. Why? Well, our culture has turned cake into the official birthday food! You never see balloons and smart [...]
Tags: birthday, birthdays, Cake, Piratical Lord of the Guitars, white flour, why cake is so good
12
Feb
Love is in the air for some people. Whether you are single or in a relationship, love the holiday or hate the holiday, February 14th is still going to come and go by like a slow moving turtle, or like the speed of light (yeah…someone really needs to help me with similes). But with all [...]
Tags: consumerist, hallmark, hallmarky, history, love, Piratical Lord of the Guitars, relationship, Saint Valentine, shallow, single, TNF, Valentine, Valentines Day