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		<title>CAFE PRESS!!!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.thenearbyfuture.com/2010/06/cafe-press/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jun 2010 15:21:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sarah</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We now have a cafepress account! Check it out! More designs to come! http://shops.cafepress.com/TheNearbyFuture -The entire Staff]]></description>
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		<title>Burn Notice</title>
		<link>http://www.thenearbyfuture.com/2010/05/burn-notice/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 May 2010 22:02:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sarah</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We got a Burn Notice on you. You&#8217;re black listed. An ominously nonchalant voice well say at the beginning of each episode. Sorry to those of you who like it, but Rika and I have to agree that its just plain corny! Remember that article where Rika said she was talking to Calister and I, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Please Tell Me You&#8217;re Not Confused</title>
		<link>http://www.thenearbyfuture.com/2010/04/please-tell-me-youre-not-confused-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Apr 2010 11:05:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Calister F. Wells</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Several people are confused about what The Nearby Future is about. &#8220;I was confused,&#8221; one reader told me before I karate chopped him in the face. &#8220;What is this site all about?&#8221; Someone else asked before I drop-kicked them over three and a half continents. Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce you to our website. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Best Articles of 2008</title>
		<link>http://www.thenearbyfuture.com/2008/12/best-articles-of-2008/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Dec 2008 19:19:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rika</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This year The Nearby Future staff has written a collective 48,747 words! Here are your favorite articles from staff members with the most page views (not counting Jala, because she writes pages, not posts). Rika&#8217;s best articles: &#8220;Corn&#8220;, &#8220;Stress: Side Effects Include&#8230;&#8221;, and &#8220;The World is Not Coming to an End&#8220; Calister F. Well&#8217;s best [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Posts, Scrubs, Staff Contests</title>
		<link>http://www.thenearbyfuture.com/2008/09/posts-scrubs-staff-contests/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Sep 2008 02:22:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Calister F. Wells</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rika&#8217;s other site, Pinky Miranda Productions, has recently been updated with a new article. &#8220;I know, I know, I haven’t been posting regularly. That’s because I’m writing a novel in 100 days, and I’ve been focusing on my writing recently. (oh, you expected some standard excuse that all bloggers give? Psh, I think you forget [...]]]></description>
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		<title>End of the world as we know it?</title>
		<link>http://www.thenearbyfuture.com/2008/04/end-of-the-world-as-we-know-it/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Apr 2008 23:46:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Calister F. Wells</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What fun is it to predict the world's impending demise? I can't see the joy of telling people that the world will collapse in ten years when oil becomes too expensive. A professor from the University of Arizona recently published an article in The Arizona Republic about how civilization will unravel because of the current oil crisis, and I have some questions for him.
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		<title>Humming the Song of the World&#8217;s Destruction</title>
		<link>http://www.thenearbyfuture.com/2008/04/humming-the-song-of-the-worlds-destruction/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thenearbyfuture.com/2008/04/humming-the-song-of-the-worlds-destruction/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:34:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Calister F. Wells</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Unless the Hummer and large SUV owners have been living under a rock, the following facts are known by them:

Hummers and large, heavy, SUVs are expensive
A 2004 Hummer H2 SUV has 9.6 mpg compared to a Honda, who's miles per gallon ranges from 20-50 mpg. So for sure all of the SUV and Hummer owners know that they're paying more for the gas prices then other car owners.
The emissions from cars contributes to global warming, and by simply switching from a fifteen mpg car to a 30mpg, you are cutting your car's CO2 emissions in half.]]></description>
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		<title>Websites: harder to manage then you think!</title>
		<link>http://www.thenearbyfuture.com/2008/04/websites-harder-to-manage-then-you-think/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thenearbyfuture.com/2008/04/websites-harder-to-manage-then-you-think/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Apr 2008 17:10:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rika</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[4:32 PM: hear Calister's complaints about how the green flowers are too "girly". Laugh along with him, promise that I'll look into other templates, but secretly plan his demise.

4:46 PM: Check the site's status and clap excitedly as I see that someone else BESIDES the staff actually commented!

4:56 PM: Reject Calister's article on the stupid topics that have nothing to do with the future OR the environment OR technology. In the article rejection email, tell him that his next article should be about ice cream. Write a witty rejection letter in advance.]]></description>
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		<title>Our First Annual Staff Contest! (April 2008)</title>
		<link>http://www.thenearbyfuture.com/2008/03/our-first-annual-staff-contest-april-2008/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thenearbyfuture.com/2008/03/our-first-annual-staff-contest-april-2008/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Mar 2008 19:06:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rika</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Welcome to the first annual staff contest for thenearbyfuture.com!

To vote for your favorite staff member, leave a comment below OR take our survey! Taking our survey would help us out a lot more, but you can do either one. We suggest the quick, four question survey.]]></description>
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		<title>Laughing at the Future and Contemplating Black and White Photos</title>
		<link>http://www.thenearbyfuture.com/2008/03/laughing-at-the-future-and-contemplating-black-and-white-photos/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Mar 2008 07:34:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rika</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The future is such that us mere mortals cannot possibly contemplate without humor. I wonder what cavemen would do if they saw us playing the Wii.... probably laugh. Heck, even the present day people still laugh when they see someone swinging that white remote and looking like an idiot.]]></description>
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