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25
Aug
Okay , I know that this month’s theme is health ,but I can’t think of anything health related; other then I got two shots and my band aids were flipping sweet! Anyways so instead of doing health I’ve decided to inform you of the future of Aaron Gillespie, undoubtedly the greatest musician ever! You may [...]
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6
Apr
4:32 PM: hear Calister’s complaints about how the green flowers are too “girly”. Laugh along with him, promise that I’ll look into other templates, but secretly plan his demise.
4:46 PM: Check the site’s status and clap excitedly as I see that someone else BESIDES the staff actually commented!
4:56 PM: Reject Calister’s article on the stupid topics that have nothing to do with the future OR the environment OR technology. In the article rejection email, tell him that his next article should be about ice cream. Write a witty rejection letter in advance.
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29
Mar
Welcome to the first annual staff contest for thenearbyfuture.com!
To vote for your favorite staff member, leave a comment below OR take our survey! Taking our survey would help us out a lot more, but you can do either one. We suggest the quick, four question survey.
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