Hold That Button!


A new game has been discovered! It is the most boring, dull, and complete waste of time but you’ve all got to try it!Holdthebutton is a game where you click a button and hold it for as long as you can, simple right? True PLOTG but why would we want to waste our time with it?Well here’s why.

The reasons why you should play are because it tests your patience and increases the longevity that you can hold your bladder. The only very minor side effects are bladder problems, boredom, dehydration, starvation, and a decrease in sanity. However even if you were to receive one of these unfortunate side effects while in the hospital Holdthebutton gives you something to do. Plus it is imperative that we beat this one guy who held the button for six days!

Still think it’s dumb? Well I think your just scared because you know you can’t hold the button. I challenge you to go and try holdthebutton and post your score in the comment box to see who comes out victorious. Here are some tips for holdthebutton:

  • Drinking soda while playing only effects your score by the amount of time that you can hold it
  • When doing competitions against friends make sure they’re tired
  • Alternate hands if must, but for a real challenge use just one
  • Listen to music or something to pass time

Oh wait I still have to find a way to relate this to the future. Hmm, what about button holding unites the world and in the future…No, man this is hard. Oh I got it! Holdthebutton.com is such a simple and addicting pleasure in the future will button holding become more advanced, will button holding change? Will people begin holding all kinds of things such as hold the banana or hold the cookie? Let me know your thoughts and opinions on button holding of the future, and make sure to try out holdthebutton.com and let us know your score.

Holdthebutton.com

3 Comments

  1. Comment by Rika on June 27, 2008 7:32 pm

    12 minutes is my high score!

  2. Comment by Piratical Lord of the Guitars on June 30, 2008 10:01 am

    well you beat my high score was 5 and then I had to answer the phone lol

  3. Comment by Piratical Lord of the Guitars on September 3, 2008 8:50 pm

    button holding is similar to the events when you keep your hand on the car for as long as possible and the last person wins the car, right? So this ultimately could make your skills increase and when it matters, such as winning a car you might actually win!

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