Here I am, America!


The title pretty much robbed me of any good first sentences, so I’ll repeat it. Here I am, America! The newest (I think) writer on this website. And, although this site is viewed by only a (shamefully) few people, I hope I can make a difference in your lives as much as I have made a difference in the lives of Central Africa.

I think I’ll cover mostly current world events and bring you the big picture on a nice, silver tray for you to wolf down, similar to suicidal animals bent on getting their intestines devoured by tundra beasts. Until my first true article, I will be watching.

“Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.” - Elbert Hubbard

Rika’s thoughts:

This site is actually viewed by more people then you think, Darkprinceofawesome/Nero. What is all that about suicidal animals getting eaten by tundra beasts, exactly? And what does this have to do about the future?

20 Comments

  1. Comment by Nero on April 29, 2008 9:09 am

    A-hem, Rika, but that has ABSOLUTELY nothing to do with the future, and you should know that by now. Tsk, tsk. I can’t believe you expect me to write about the future when I can write perfectly well on the present.

  2. Comment by Rika on April 29, 2008 9:10 am

    So does your site domination plan include changing the title to The Nearby Present?

  3. Comment by Nero on April 29, 2008 9:10 am

    Haha. Nice.

    But no.

  4. Comment by Rika on April 29, 2008 9:12 am

    Good, because that wouldn’t make much sense. How can the present be near?

  5. Comment by DarkPrinceofAwesome on May 1, 2008 9:28 am

    How can communism swallow half the world’s population and no nukes are dropped?

  6. Comment by Rika on May 1, 2008 4:44 pm

    It can’t, and that’s the true reality of things. Same with the war between Microsoft and Apple. Peace between the companies? Can’t, won’t, and will never happen. You becoming an environmentalist? Not possible.

  7. Comment by Nero on May 2, 2008 7:26 pm

    Oh, contre’re, Rika, contre’re. I could easily become an environmentalist, if doing so didn’t imply communism.

  8. Comment by Rika on May 2, 2008 10:31 pm

    It doesn’t imply communism at all. Since when were environmentalists over-controlling?

  9. Comment by Piratical Lord of the Guitars on May 3, 2008 3:49 pm

    Wait who’s Jemaine?

  10. Comment by Jemaine on May 10, 2008 4:25 pm

    I’m Jemaine. Who else?

  11. Comment by Piratical Lord of the Guitars on May 10, 2008 8:32 pm

    Well I figured that out about a week ago

  12. Comment by Rika on May 12, 2008 10:02 am

    You change your username every other day!

  13. Comment by Nero on May 12, 2008 4:43 pm

    Do not. Only when I need to.

  14. Comment by Rika on May 12, 2008 5:11 pm

    What, are you going through the witness protection program or something?

  15. Comment by Piratical Lord of the Guitars on May 14, 2008 5:32 pm

    lol yea nero/dale/jemaine/darkprinceofaesome what did you do?

  16. Comment by Nero on May 22, 2008 3:29 pm

    Turned a mafia gangsta that shot up the block, and now his salty crew’s out to get me.

  17. Comment by Rika on May 23, 2008 7:10 pm

    That sounds more like an action movie then your life

  18. Comment by Jemaine on May 23, 2008 9:21 pm

    Actually, it sounds more like an action movie thAn my life. Who’s too good for spellcheck now? Let me help you out there. NOT YOU!! Fwahahaha.

  19. Comment by Rika on May 24, 2008 12:07 am

    Hey, spellcheck people can be tired too! I barely slept at all last night. *Yawn* And compared to Jala, I am the most spellcheck-happy person in the world.

  20. Comment by Jemaine on August 15, 2008 9:00 pm

    That was funny.

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