Here I am, America!
The title pretty much robbed me of any good first sentences, so I’ll repeat it. Here I am, America! The newest (I think) writer on this website. And, although this site is viewed by only a (shamefully) few people, I hope I can make a difference in your lives as much as I have made a difference in the lives of Central Africa.
I think I’ll cover mostly current world events and bring you the big picture on a nice, silver tray for you to wolf down, similar to suicidal animals bent on getting their intestines devoured by tundra beasts. Until my first true article, I will be watching.
“Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.” - Elbert Hubbard
Rika’s thoughts:
This site is actually viewed by more people then you think, Darkprinceofawesome/Nero. What is all that about suicidal animals getting eaten by tundra beasts, exactly? And what does this have to do about the future?
A-hem, Rika, but that has ABSOLUTELY nothing to do with the future, and you should know that by now. Tsk, tsk. I can’t believe you expect me to write about the future when I can write perfectly well on the present.
So does your site domination plan include changing the title to The Nearby Present?
Haha. Nice.
But no.
Good, because that wouldn’t make much sense. How can the present be near?
How can communism swallow half the world’s population and no nukes are dropped?
It can’t, and that’s the true reality of things. Same with the war between Microsoft and Apple. Peace between the companies? Can’t, won’t, and will never happen. You becoming an environmentalist? Not possible.
Oh, contre’re, Rika, contre’re. I could easily become an environmentalist, if doing so didn’t imply communism.
It doesn’t imply communism at all. Since when were environmentalists over-controlling?
Wait who’s Jemaine?
I’m Jemaine. Who else?
Well I figured that out about a week ago
You change your username every other day!
Do not. Only when I need to.
What, are you going through the witness protection program or something?
lol yea nero/dale/jemaine/darkprinceofaesome what did you do?
Turned a mafia gangsta that shot up the block, and now his salty crew’s out to get me.
That sounds more like an action movie then your life
Actually, it sounds more like an action movie thAn my life. Who’s too good for spellcheck now? Let me help you out there. NOT YOU!! Fwahahaha.
Hey, spellcheck people can be tired too! I barely slept at all last night. *Yawn* And compared to Jala, I am the most spellcheck-happy person in the world.
That was funny.