Yeah…This happens often.

(close up on calister clinging on to a piece of wood amidst a storm)

“I am the captain of this piece of wood! I will not go down with my ship because it is unsinkable because wood floats! I am a ship unsinkable!!”

camera reveals: he’s in a kiddie pool in the middle of the office with a fan blowing around the office.

Sarah: “captain ahab, can you keep it down? I’m trying to work.”

No. I’m not exaggerating. He does this a lot. Hilarious albeit distracting. One of the reasons I can’t write post to save my life today

*Love Always, Sarah*