Rebranding: We’re Vigilante Bloggers!

The Nearby Future is back, and we’re ready to make another of our infamous, semi-annual pompous returns to the blogosphere. We’re paying our staff again (with chocolate and singing Hallmark Cards) and we’re re-vamping our goals.

Not only is TNF like that nerdy guy in the horror movie who helps everyone else survive a little longer (yet suffers a premature, grisly death), but we’ve also become VIGILANTE SUPER BLOGGERS.

That’s right. We’re donning tights in primary colors and undergoing brutal workout montages set to Eye of the Tiger that only last minutes but we all end up with six pack abs anyways.

So here’s what we’re going to do:

• Identify other vigilante heroes in world through our new interview series that may or may not be filled with trick questions and riddles that will leave our interviewee stumped.
• Continue being the high-matinence divas of the workplace. Harassing the interns. Covertly stealing the receptionists’ phone and renaming everyone in their contacts to Harry Potter characters. Having impromptu dance-offs by the water cooler. But this time, we’ll wear capes.
• Start raising cash for charities through the sale of our t-shirts and other cool Nearby Future gear that are instantly fashionable.

And more. We promise!