Cake is awesome. Sure, the processed flour turns to sugar in your bloodstream. Sure, as a result of that your fat metabolism is slowed down. Despite all that, I love cake as much as the next person.
Why? Well, our culture has turned cake into the official birthday food! You never see balloons and smart aleck cards poking fun at people’s ages sans the cake.
Image by Corey Ann via Flickr
That’s not to say that cake- if eaten moderately- isn’t an entirely bad thing. (Or at least we try to convince ourselves of that)
Well all health worries aside, props to Piratical Lord of the Guitars! Its her birthday today, and we all wish her a day full of yummy proccessed flour and people breaking out into spontaneous rounds of an out of tune “Happy Birthday!”
Happy Birthday, PLOTG!
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Haha I looked at this article and wondered, “What does cake have to do with the world ending. Except for the sugar and all.” But I finally got to the end. Happy Birthday PLOTG!
Lol I was looking at the post dates and was like Hey this came out on my birthday! and then I was like Hey it’s about cake! then finally I got to the part about me and I was like oh! and thanks
No problemo! Doesn’t that cake look awesome?
That is such a pretty cake!
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