Comments on: Apocalypse Tip: Superstores

By: The Nearby Future | A fun, informative, and important site to survive the future.

Thu, 12 Aug 2010 22:55:58 +0000

[...] about cops. Because these people just look so… so… stylish. I bet they could survive a zombie apocalypse without even trying. They wouldn’t need to find a Wal Mart or nothin! People like these guys [...]

By: The Nearby Future | A fun, informative, and important site to survive the future.

Sat, 20 Jun 2009 05:13:58 +0000

[...] waste any time- get to where you need to be fast. *Cough cough a store cough [...]

By: Rika

Rika — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 04:39:52 +0000

Firstly, you get points for just remembering the apostrophe. Remembering where it goes doesn’t matter. And secondly, you’re supposed to eat the expired food first! …if the zombies don’t break in and eat you first. And there’s not as much food in the outdoorsy stores as there is in Costco! Costco could feed a small country for a year. Stores that sell that kind of food only have a small amount of it, and where are you going to find enough fresh water? All of it’s bottled up and in the Costco water isle!!!!

By: Robert

Robert — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 21:11:17 +0000

THIRD of all, why can’t I log in? I’m still blocked or whatever you did. What gives? O.o

By: Robert

Robert — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 21:10:25 +0000

Uhm… First of all, the apostrophe in “ol’” belongs at the end, since the “d” is missing from old. Second of all, food goes bad still. Hunting and Outdoors stores are the best so you can go ‘hunting’ ‘outdoors’. Moose don’t go bad if you don’t eat them by the expiration date.