This tip comes from my favorite Twilight Zone episode, “Time Enought at Last”. In the episode, the main character is the last person on Earth after a nuclear attack. This is good news for him though, because now he has enough time to read. But then, at the very end of the episode, he breaks his reading glasses. Ironic, I know.

Today’s tip is not “Don’t Break Your Reading Glasses”. No, actually today’s tip is “Hiding in a bank vault is great for nuclear explosions”.

That’s why securing a job as a bank teller is oh so important in your job to survive the apocalypse.

Also, making sure you have something to do once you survive the apocalypse is very important. Especially if you happen to be the last person on Earth.

If you get the chance, rent some of the Twilight Zone series. Yes, they’re old. Yes, they’re in black in white. Yes, the effects are cheesy by today’s standards. But hey! They offer some tried and true ways to escape being a victim of something ironic. And irony is stupid. So is Karma.

-Rika